MAJAMA

TWO GUYS AND A GUY

Or a guy and two guys

Here you will lear everything you want and you need about MaJaMa. Who are they? What are they? When are they? Why are they obsessed with food-related infomercials?

Every question will have an answer, but most of all, every answer will have a question. Keep on reading! Or not!

It all started in October 2007, the same month the Dalai Lama received the United Stated Congressional Gold Medal. Coincidence? Definitely.

Matteo and Jason answered a Craigslist ad about a woman wanting to have sexual intercourse with a gangly guy from Jersey, a chubby Italian one, and a moose. Jason and Matteo showed up, but alas the woman never did. After having pleasured the moose, Matteo asked Jason, “Do you want to write scripts together?” To which Jason replied, “Can my brother tag along?”

And so it began. Or this is what you think.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

Matthew

Jason

Matteo

What is a MaJaMa?

We will tell you. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevantually!