“F*ck this a**hole!”
"The name's Bernardo and I am a real filmmaker.No. I don't make films. I make films real."
"'How, you ask?' Well, quit breathing down my neck and I'll tell you!"
"With the help of this! My magical, mystical movie script muse."
"Now, some of you simpletons may be wondering: 'What's a muse?'"
Well, WATCH THE MOVIE and you'll find it out. Maybe.