PRODUCTION

“I can’t breathe! I don’t have time to breathe! I need to find a way,

any way, to END this stupid movie !”

– Matthew                 

IT ALL BEGAN AT THE BEGINNING

Obviously.

THE SCRIPT

We did have a cover. It looks professional.

It all started on a sunny day of May, way back when in 2017… It was glorious. It was beautiful. It was mesmerizing. It was a miracle we had a camera and someone who knew how to operate it.

We begun with Scene 14, and simultaneously, we started our war with weed whackers and any kind of flying contraptions that apparently were meeting above our set.

Wait, wait, wait! What is this nonsense about shooting the movie? Backtrack a bit and tell everyone how this whole adventure has started. Coherence, for once!

MaJaMa (namely Matthew, Jason and Matteo) are genetically programmed to watch movies. Good movies, medium movies, bad movies, atrocious movies, bottom-of-the-barrel movies, ceiling-underneath-the-floor-where-the-barrel-is-placed movies and so forth.

One fateful day back in 2016 (give or take), they were watching the umpteenth monster movie of the SyFy network, complaining about — well, everything. And finally, Matteo blurted out, “We should write our own movie and call it ‘Bad CGI Sharks.'”

[TO BE CONTINUED…]

MORE THINGS (ON THE LEFT)
EVEN MORE THINGS (ON THE RIGHT)

Here we will tell you AMAZING stories about how this movie came to be. Or not. Whatever.

Like this sketch made by Matthew for an important prop in the movie. Are you titillated yet?

Here we will tell you MORE AMAZING stories from the set, from the postproduction, from exotic places like Mel’s Diner and the like. Stay tuned! 

Or the exact same sketch (still made by Matthew for an important prop in the movie), only now in color and with words. No titillation?

Our Stooges (well — mostly, Moe) have the bad habit to “crash” other movie posters. Here you have a sample of what they’ve been doing as of late.